By Leesa Harker
Leesa Harker's really good Liverpool-based parody of fifty colours tells of the adventures of White Lightning-swigging Maggie Muff, who meets Mr titanic on the Dole Tall, darkish and shaggable he might be, yet his pursuits are faraway from traditional, and whilst he introduces Maggie to the crimson Room of soreness she realises that she can have bitten off greater than she will be able to chew.If you are looking for books like 50 colors of gray, yet wish anything funnier, filthier and set within the center of Liverpool, this is often the right ebook for you. the muse for the sell-out play, starring Dannielle Malone.
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So we shuffled down the train til we got there an it was like an upright coffin. The size of it! But I slid in an whipped my skirt up to reveal the Muff, an his eyes nearly popped out. So he squeezed in too an locked the door. We were like two horny sardines. Then he shifts me up on to the sink an gets out the tripod. An with the vision of that stickin out of his chinos an the bumpin of the train, I was soakin. So he winged his train into my tunnel an my arse was fillin the little sink that I’m sittin on.
Or do you wanna do it doggie? ’ Then he said, ‘No, Margaret. ’ Then I thought to myself, oh fuck, I hope he’s not one of those men who dresses up as a woman. But it turned out that the red room was for pain. I nearly died. There was a big four-poster bed in the middle with red satin sheets an a swing comin down from the ceilin beside it. There was handcuffs an whips sittin on the bedside table. An then didn’t I see candles an a carrier bag from B&Q! Then it clicked an I said to myself, fuck he was buyin that stuff in B&Q to use on women!
But I felt dead guilty, cos while I was bein twirled round on Big Billy’s pole, I was thinkin of Mr Big an I was moist. Maggie’s Dilemma Well, the next mornin I was havin a lovely dream about Mr Big. He was givin me a tit massage with maple syrup an lickin my nips, an I was Bell again, ding-a-lingin all over my knickers. But didn’t I wake up to see Big Billy Scriven sittin against the headboard, smokin a pipe an starin down at me with a smug grin on his face. Although, with the turn in his eye, it looked like he was starin at the wall, which was even more Disturbia.
51 Shades of Maggie, Liverpool Style. A Liverpool parody of Fifty Shades of Grey by Leesa Harker